Don't you find this ectoplasmic page design horrifyingly reminiscent of that early nineties movie and its sequal? Or 'silly putty'...remember 'silly putty'? 'B' movies and strange childhood amusements aside, if you really can't live without knowing my email address, click the text below this section. (I shouldn't have to point it out.)
Feel free to abuse my trust by spamming me.